"Y’know, you can’t please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show."
- Mitch HedbergRenowned stand-up comedian Mitch Hedberg was well-known for his distinct sense of humor, which frequently combined absurdity with commonplace observations. It's impossible to please everyone all the time, according to one of his well-known quotes. He mentioned during one of his performances that not…